📚 DickyNotes® Teacher Pack — The Original Classroom Collection

For Teachers Who’ve Seen It All.

“Good job” is fine.

But sometimes a student drops a negative sign, loses their thesis somewhere in paragraph three, rewrites the laws of physics, or somehow turns the Roman Empire into a group project.

Those moments deserve DickyNotes®.

The DickyNotes® Teacher Pack turns everyday classroom feedback into something students might actually remember — with sarcastic burns, begrudging praise, visual cartoons, and historically signed jokes created specifically for teachers.

Choose from four subject editions:

Math • English • Science • History

Each subject pack contains 500 Dicky Notes with 500 different designs — no repeating the same 100 messages over and over.

🎓 Pick Your Subject

➗ Math

For missing negatives, imaginary order of operations, abused calculators, impossible graphs, and the occasional student who somehow gets everything right.

Burn:
“You dropped the negative like it owed you money.”

Praise:
“I checked it twice because the first time felt suspicious.”

✏️ English

For runaway sentences, missing evidence, endangered punctuation, buried thesis statements, and essays that occasionally restore your faith in literacy.

Burn:
“Your thesis wandered more than Odysseus.”

Praise:
“I had corrections prepared. This is inconvenient.”

🔬 Science

For questionable hypotheses, experimental chaos, suspicious data, abused significant figures, and those glorious occasions when the lab survives.

Burn:
“This answer’s so wrong it should be quarantined.”

Praise:
“Finding: Student brain successfully engaged.”

🏛️ History

For historical revisionism of the unintended variety, wandering timelines, missing primary sources, collapsing empires, and arguments that somehow survive contact with the archival record.

Burn:
“The Rosetta Stone couldn’t decode what you meant here.”

Praise:
“I checked the dates twice. Rude.”

✍️ Some Notes Come With a Signature

“The ambition level is exactly right. Don’t let logistics shrink the vision.”
— Napoleon Bonaparte
June 23, 1812

Some DickyNotes look like perfectly reasonable encouragement…

until you notice who signed them — and when.

Famous scientists, mathematicians, executives, explorers and historical figures appear on specially written parody notes tied to the decisions and events that made them famous — or infamous.

The signature and date are the punchline.

They’re not historical quotations. They’re DickyNotes written with hindsight.

🎨 And Some Don’t Need Words at All

Every subject also includes original cartoon DickyNotes where the illustration delivers the joke.

A negative sign escaping an equation.

An infinity symbol trapped on a treadmill.

A detective searching for evidence in an essay.

A hopelessly tangled historical timeline.

Sometimes the best feedback requires no explanation.

📦 What’s Inside

500 total Dicky Notes

500 different designs

250 Burns — sarcastic corrections, subject-specific jokes, signed notes and cartoons.

250 Praises — encouragement for getting it right, delivered with considerably less enthusiasm than the achievement deserves.

Every subject edition includes:

• Subject-specific humor
• Sarcastic burns
• Sarcastic praise
• Signed historical/pop-culture-style parody notes
• Original cartoon notes
• 3″ × 3″ format
• Repositionable adhesive
• Bright assorted designs
• DickyNotes® branding

Made for teachers, tutors, professors, homeschoolers — and anyone who has ever stared at an answer and wondered what happened.

💬 Feedback They’ll Actually Read.

Students already know when something is wrong.

They don’t need another:

“Please review.”

Give them:

“You treated PEMDAS like folklore.”

And when they absolutely nail it?

Skip:

“Excellent work!”

Try:

“I checked it twice because the first time felt suspicious.”

DickyNotes® makes classroom feedback funny, memorable, collectible, and considerably more entertaining to give.