🚗 DickyNotes® Parking Pack — “Sarcasm That Sticks.”
Because Some Parking Jobs Deserve Documentation.
We’ve all seen that parking job.
Two spaces. Three spaces. Sideways. On the line. Halfway onto the curb. Somehow blocking everyone while technically parking nowhere.
The DickyNotes® Parking Pack gives you the words for those special moments when someone’s parking deserves a little feedback.
Inside are 400 Dicky Notes featuring 25 different parking burns, with 16 copies of every message.
That’s enough sarcasm for an entire parking lot.
💥 Product Highlights
- 400 Total Dicky Notes
A serious supply for people who encounter seriously questionable parking.
- 25 Different Parking Burns
Each pack contains 25 unique messages × 16 copies each = 400 Dicky Notes.
- Actual Parking-Specific Sarcasm
Every message is about bad parking — not generic insults with a car slapped on the package.
- 3″ × 3″ Dicky Notes
Big enough to get the message across.
- Repositionable Adhesive
Designed to stick temporarily to appropriate smooth surfaces and remove cleanly.
- Gift-Ready Packaging
A hilarious gift for coworkers, commuters, roommates, drivers and anyone who’s ever stared at a parking job and wondered how?
🅿️ A Few of the Burns
“Wow, bold parking choice… sideways counts?”
“So close. Yet blocking two spots.”
“Parking so bad, it deserves its own zip code.”
“Did you park or just abandon ship?”
“Impressive how you made one spot look like three.”
“Parallel? More like perpendicular.”
“I’ve seen toddlers with better spatial awareness than your parking job.”
Those are all from your actual Parking collection.
🎁 Great For
Commuters • Coworkers • Apartment Dwellers • College Students • Parking-Lot Warriors • Anyone Who Knows What the Lines Are For
💬 The DickyNotes® Philosophy
Some people need encouragement.
Some people need to learn how to park.
No confrontation. No awkward conversation. Just a little square of sarcasm.
400 Dicky Notes. 25 different burns. 16 chances to use each one.
DickyNotes® — Sarcasm you can stick anywhere.
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